I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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