he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Drunk is not a location!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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