Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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