Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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