My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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