Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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