my vag is so smooth its legendary
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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