grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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