she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Im part way to drunk.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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