Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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