oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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