i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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