oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
