That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just fell off a train. Bad.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You can't just leave with hair like that
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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