don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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