have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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