Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
and i looked up. we had an audience...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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