Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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