To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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