Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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