Reggie can tackle my bush.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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