nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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