This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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