But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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