South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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