i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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