don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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