I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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