You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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