It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well I just put wine in my tea
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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