every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Rumble strips road head = magical
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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