I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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