Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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