Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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