I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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