Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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