he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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