Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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