Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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