I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.