I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
You smell like stripper and shame
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.