he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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