im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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