TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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