I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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