Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my sisters under your porch take her home
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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