I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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