you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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