Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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