Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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