they need to just BURY HIM!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
