I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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