ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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